motivational quotes

From PeterGriffyJr Peter Griffin twitter,

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

What do men and sperm have in common? ~ They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? ~ They all already have boyfriends.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" ~ God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" ~ God says: "So she would love you."

are you motivated? I am. haha.